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dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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definited:

when your mother repeats what you have to do thousand times

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lustire:

when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate

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Anonymous: What does cum taste like?

sexcake:

bitter disappointment 

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via trait)

taur:

Stephen James
So I was cleaning my brothers room

departured:

bewbin:

bewbin:

and i had found an old dream journal that he had when he was a junior

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then i opened it

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i dont know what i  expected

it should really be called a lie journal. i dont even have a brother

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villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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(Source: whimmy-bam, via shouldnt)

snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

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awwww-cute:

I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy
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